I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
are you telling me my 10 inch tall dog with a brain the size of a peanut understands the word “no” better than 90% of boys and grown ass men